Lick it up

So each week, I look at my IPod touch to see what fascinating things are occurring in my ever widening belly. This week (week 16), our bambino has ear bones and can hear mommy and things around mommy. Oops. Lately, I've been listening to a lot of rock and roll, especially KISS.

Does this mean my baby is going to come out looking like Gene Simmons? Or does it mean that I am going to have a super awesome baby who can rock out on a bass? Or, God forbid, am I going to have a crabby, colicky baby who can only go to sleep if there are loud noises? I should probably be researching music's effect on a fetus, but I would rather blog about it.

Then, I think, should I stop cursing and being vile?

Man... being a mother is hard work so far!