Poop

Dear God, I have never been more happy than today when I received word that Boo Boo made a BIG poo poo (future children's book).

Yep, I'm a mom.

It stemmed from this weekend. We went to the ER, called our pediatrician, asked our Facebook friends, and did a lot of crying. Emma was in so much pain it just killed me inside. I'm pretty sure I have an ulcer. I was so stressed out that I could barely eat. Seeing your child in pain is in my top 3 worst things ever in the history of everness.

Constipation sucks. Thank you Dr. Jesus (name changed for reasons that are none of your damn business) for fixing her. He's her new poop doctor... even though he's a chiropractor.

I promise I will cheer every time she poops. Even when she's 13 and hating me for even talking about it. Pooping is the best.