The many faces of Emma Lou... or life lesson from Emma.

I can't wait to bite the shit out of you.  

Don't you wish your baby was cute like me?

Shit. I just realized these people are my parents. FOREVER.

No, mom. I don't need a damn nap. I'm NOT tired.  

I don't need a nap. See?

Uh oh...

Never trust a fart.

I dare you to take it out of my mouth. I effing dare you.

Please save me. 

My daddy is the best daddy. Now give me those damn glasses.

I will cut you.

I'm independent. I don't need you. I will walk before I crawl.

Life is good. 

Being sick blows ass.

"Oh say does that star spangle banner yet wave" I wouldn't eff up the lyrics... 

My mama kicks ass. 

i wish these assholes would do my hair correctly.

I'm an angel. A sweet little angel... Don't mess.